Lightning definitely doesn't strike twice...

Match Review: QPR 0-3 Liverpool

Ranger's latest attempt to re-start the kick-start to their season took place today in front of the Sky cameras at Loftus Road. But unlike last year's fixture between the two sides which proved the turning point in their season, this one was a disaster...

The team was 'freshened up' by the reintroduction of Julio Cesar in goal after Rob Green's disastrous error versus West Brom, as well as the welcome (on the face of it) return of Onuoha, Nelsen and Diakite outfield.

Rangers were extremely slow out of the blocks and seemed to lack energy and determination right from the first whistle. On 3 minutes a Suarez shot was well saved by Julio Cesar, apparently on his way directly to a festive fancy dress party dressed as a banana. On 10 minutes, Suarez was proving a nuisance once again and mugged Liverpool fan Clint Hill, strode forward unopposed and stroked the ball in for one nil, which silenced the capacity crowd.

Banana man looking beaten before the game has even started!

The game continued with QPR frenetic, and Liverpool controlled and were threatening whenever in possession. At the quarter hour Traore was missing from his full back post as Suarez cut in from the right. His shot across goal was played directly back to him by Onuoha and Rat boy scored again as he continued moving when the QPR defence didn't. What was most remarkable about this is that the goal went down as a Stewart Downing assist - surely the midfielder didn't mean it?

Rangers first attacking spell of any note saw a Taarabt free kick clip the wall on 20 minutes and Mbia attempt an audacious overhead kick. Soon Downing broke down the right again with Traore nowhere in the picture and Nelsen just cleared his own bar. Two minutes later a short corner was played to Gerrard who had all the time he needed to measure up and swing in a perfect cross for the unchallenged Agger to head home for three nil. Liverpool, sensing a score to rival Chelsea's recent eight and Arsenal's seven, pressed on with every attack down either wing causing mayhem. Traore and Onuoha were AWOL from their full back positions almost every time the Scousers attacked, the former having been guilty of neglecting his defensive duties for much of the season so far.

The first half concluded with Mbia, not for the first time, rolling around on the floor like a toddler throwing a tantrum, looking for a free kick that never came. Rangers thoroughly deserved being booed off at half time having offered nothing - no quality, no ideas, no spirit; only three nil was something of a blessing.

For the second half Cisse was withdrawn with the veteran Derry coming on to stiffen up midfield, which will no doubt have angered the Frenchman who will feel he did little to deserve to be hauled off. However this was all about damage limitation now... 

Liverpool felt at 3-0 the game was safe (2-0 wasn't last year was it!) and were now playing in second gear, probably saving themselves for tougher challenges this week versus Sunderland and Mansfield. They also seemed to over-concentrate on trying to set up Suarez for his hat-trick.  In an all-South American duel on a winter's day in miserable England, Cesar saved well from the Uruguayan on 50 minutes. From a short corner on 53 minutes Jordan 'somehow capped by England' Henderson shot over. Mbia picked up his customary booking on 56 minutes, this time for overdoing things in the theatrical department.

A rare Rangers attack on the hour mark saw Traore put in a good cross but Mackie couldn't make a connection. Granero was brought on for QPR and Lucas for Liverpool. Granero's first action was to argue with Taarabt over who should take a freekick. Unfortunately the Spaniard won, and delivered a very poor effort from as decent a shooting position as we had found all game. 

The change meant that Rangers were now playing a bizarre formation with Wright-Phillips at right back, Onuoha and Hill at centre back with Nelsen left back, Traore left wing and Mbia up top with Mackie. Presumably this was down to Redknapp finally realising that it was no good relying on Traore to defend. But after 15 minutes of this experiment clearly not working and Liverpool easily holding Rangers at arms length, SWP was withdrawn as an act of  mercy. Fabio was brought on for the home team and did nothing other than get booked and booed for his Manure links. Lucas was also booked for tugging Granero. 

Added time was played out with nothing of note other than the ball striking my knee from another wayward Mbia effort.

In summary then, the damage was all done in the first half hour after which there was no way back for Rangers. Liverpool's slick passing opened up Ranger's defence at will. Derry did indeed prevent further humiliation after the break but I don't recall Reina making a single difficult save. Onward to Stamford Bridge on Wednesday....

Man of the Match: It pains me to say it because he is everything that disgusts me about modern day footballers - a cheat, a diver, a serial complainer, unsportsmanlike and generally a prat, but there is no denying that Luis Suarez is a gifted footballer. Yes, there was Sunday league like resistance between him and the goal today, but his determination, chasing of lost causes, ability to run in behind defenders, skill and this season's newly discovered ability to finish chances make him a real handful. I've no idea how playing Daniel Sturridge along side him might work though!

Weekend Review: Does football in 2012 have to end?

After an amazing year in football, we're back with another weekend review of the last games in this calendar year, as the Premier League continues to take shape...

Aston Villa 0-3 Wigan - Wigan put a further dent into Aston Villa's season to make their aggregate score over their last 3 games 0-15. Villa's win at Anfield seems like an age ago now and they have really been pulled into the relegation battle which they seemed to be relatively clear of a short time ago. The worrying thing for Aston Villa is that Wigan are hardly the most prolific team (they have scored 22 goals in their 20 league games so far this season) but managed to score 3 goals against their leaky defence. Emmerson Boyce's new nickname should surely be 'Moses' after the way the Aston Villa defence parted to allow him to score a memorable goal. We've said this before but if Wigan stay up this year a large part of that will be down to Arouna Kone, who looks so good in that team. Not to be unfair to Christian Benteke who has shown signs of real promise this season, but a comparison between the 2 strikers illustrates just how effective Kone is. Benteke had 48 touches in the game and Kone had 49 so they had similar opportunities to put a stamp on the game. With these 49 touches Kone had a pass accuracy of 94% whilst Benteke was accurate with 55% of his passes. They both had 3 shots, and Kone managed to score with one and also assisted a goal for his team. Wigan and Villa are equal on points so obviously there is a long way to go, but this game highlights how much of a contrast there is between these two teams at the moment. Villa seem to be sliding downwards, and you find it hard to see how the January transfer window will help them with Randy Lerner's purse strings growing ever tighter, while Wigan will believe that they can produce enough displays to leave at least 3 teams trailing in their wake come May.

Arsenal 7-3 Newcastle - Theo Walcott should be a striker blah blah blah. That angle on this game has been done to death, yes Theo scored a hat trick, he was clinical and looked great, but there's enough about that everywhere else. Instead it's interesting how Newcastle are aiming to knock Aston Villa off their leaky defence perch, by letting in 11 goals in their last 2 games. Last year Newcastle's defence starred and they conceded 51 goals in their run to 5th place, after 20 games they've already conceded 37 goals and you definitely have to think the Newcastle board are regretting giving Alan Pardew an 8 year contract now! The signing of Mathieu Debuchy from Lille though does seem like an astute signing, and I would be very surprised if they didn't bring in a centre back as well. Newcastle are now just 3 points off the relegation zone, and while it's hard to see the likes of QPR, Reading or Southampton overtaking them by the end of the season it is a worrying time for the Toon Army. Demba Ba is apparently in talks with Chelsea and seems set to leave the club, Newcastle have scored 26 goals in the league - Ba has exactly half of these goals. If they do sell him Papiss Cisse has a very big burden on his shoulders.

Roundup of our teams

C's QPR slumped to a dismal 0-3 home defeat to Liverpool, with all goals scored in the first 27 minutes. A crushing defeat given the fact that their 3 closest rivals before the start of the gameweek all picked up at least a point, with Wigan and Reading winning their games. C's match review will be up in the near future to review his thoughts on the game.

League leaders Man Utd cruised to a relatively straight-forward 2-0 victory against West Brom at Old Trafford to finish the year with a 7 point lead at the top. Shinji Kagawa returned to action and played 66 minutes and looked right back to his early season excellent form. United dominated possession but did allow West Brom to put in a far too high 14 shots on goal. This was only their 4th clean sheet of the season but they had 17 shots on goal and finish the year with 50 goals in 20 games. If they are to keep their lead at the top of the league it will have to be down to the attack and with Robin Van Persie in this form it looks exciting. United have 11 goals more than any other team in the league and the exciting games they've produced this year look set to continue!

Crewe won 2-1 at Oldham to bounce back after defeat from Tranmere on Boxing Day. Mark Ellis bounced back from his mistake which granted Oldham an 82nd minute equaliser to score the winner just 2 minutes later. Mathias Pogba's 11th of the season had earlier put the Alex ahead. 2012 was a fantastic year for Crewe with their 20 game unbeaten run, Wembley play off victory, and they now sit in 13th place in League One just 3 points off the play off places. The big job for Steve Davis will surely be to keep hold of Luke Murphy who is being strongly linked with a move to Stoke in the January transfer window.

Union Berlin's last game before the winter break was on December 17th in a 4-3 away loss to Braunschweig and they don't play again until 1 February. At the end of the year Union sit in an excellent 7th place in Bundesliga II in what has been a great start to the season. Here's hoping the break revitalises the team and propels them to an even better second half of the season!

What we learned this week

• Maybe the purse strings really are extremely tight at Arsenal if they can't even afford to give their manager a coat that works.
• Cameron Jerome can score an absolute 'worldy' when he wants to.
• Frank Lampard won't be short of offers should he leave Chelsea.
• Samir Nasri is becoming a bit of a liability.
• Mick McCarthy is still loved in Wolverhampton, Stale Solbakken is not.
• When do 2 yellows not equal a red? When your name is Mick Russell.
• Championship clubs are hedging bets on new managers weaving their magic in January - Nottingham Forest, Blackburn and Barnsley all clearly felt that was their best plan of action.
• It'll be interesting to see if Edgar Davids really can save Barnet on his own.

On that note, happy new year everyone and enjoy 2013! Let's hope it brings as much excitement as 2012 if not more!

C&J

Harry's Honeymoon well and truly over

Match Review: QPR 1-2 West Brom

  Rangers' mini-revival under Redknapp is well and truly over now after this one, but at least they don't look quite as toothless as they did under Hughes.

With a tube strike for the third year running (bring on driverless trains!) meaning extra cars were heading for W12, kick off of this Boxing Day turkey was delayed by 15 minutes as West Brom arrived late at the ground. Didn't anyone warn them that the whole area was likely to be gridlock given the start of the Westfield sales?! We could have done without them turning up really...

The R's went into the match on the back of Harry's first defeat in charge, a 1-0 reverse away at struggling Newcastle, a game after which Harry was very open and frank in his assessment of the situation he faces in W12. Redknapp told how Jose Bosingwa, a regular pantomime villain where this blog is concerned, refused to sit on the bench at St James' Park and was therefore to be fined two weeks' wages (£100,000). How on earth his agent managed to wangle him that contract I will never know, and I hope I never do find out just how much some of Hughes' other signings and their agents have earned out of Tony Fernandes' pockets this season. It seems as though all these 'low cost or free transfers' are actually nothing of the sort and I really do worry about the financial outgoings versus income at the club. I also fully expect us to be held to ransom in the January window with wages like this being bandied about in the press.

Anyway back to matters on the pitch here, Bosingwa was unsurprisingly left out but unfortunately our best centre back, Ryan Nelsen, also was forced to sit out with illness. The ever-disappointing Esteban Granero was dropped once more and Shaun Wright-Phillips was preferred in the lineup to him (another option in this position has to be a priority in January). That meant a back four of Traore, Ferdinand, Hill and Fabio, with veteran Hill worryingly being the best at defending of the four.

The first 16 minutes of the game were characterised by much sliding around and some highly interesting swirling patterns of the incessant rain. In other words: not much happened on the pitch. Bizarrely, the game sprung in to life when Shaun Wright-Phillips made good progress down the WBA left and put a peach of a cross (but I thought he couldn't cross?) onto Jamie Mackie's head but he couldn't get this highly reasonable chance on target. WBA hadn't done a lot to this point but when Brunt ran on to a pass from Mulumbu, Anton Ferdinand, in for the sick Ryan Nelsen, was slow closing him down and his shot from 30 yards beat Green to his left. Rangers responded with three corners in quick succession which were over-hit, under-hit then the one that was halfway decent was headed wide by Clint Hill, captain for the day. M'Bia also had a good effort from around the 30 yard mark which Foster turned wide. M'Bia's effort was very interesting when contrasted with Brunt's goal: the key difference between the two efforts was the starting points of the two keepers. Green was back on his goal line while Foster was already on his 6 yard line and this slight advancement changed the angles - at this level, goalkeepers have to be prepared for the unexpected and Green's anticipation was woeful. As half-time approached, Gera and Morrison had decent shots for WBA who had already started wasting time at free kicks, throw-ins etc.

You might have expected QPR to start the second half with a charge. But they didn't. On 49 minutes from a left wing corner the ball was skied high into the air and Green flapped the ball into his own net when it came down. At the time it looked like a major ricket by the QPR keeper, confirmed when the away fans started singing his name. Viewing on MOTD, it could be argued that he was impeded by Fortune standing his ground in front of him. Not for me: Green should have displayed much more conviction and cleared out Fortune, the ball and anything else in his way. Too timid and from a bad starting position (again), I put it down to Green.

Green saved a one-on-one, but the unevenness of some of the individual battles was becoming evident. Mulumbu versus Wright-Phillips was the most obvious where the diminutive Hooplet was out-jumped and frequently shrugged aside by his Congolese opponent (just as he is by every other opponent every week in the league). On 63 minutes Harry rolled the dice with a double sub in an attempt to revive the side, bringing on Hoilett and Diakite for the below-par Fabio and Faurlin. 

I was just wondering where Cisse was when at 68 minutes he scored with a lovely dink over Foster from M'Bia's exquisite through ball. Rangers then should have cranked up the pressure in search of an equaliser but WBA began to re-impose their highly effective 'pass and move' game and most of the action was at the West Brom end. M'Bia looked like he was heading for one of his red-mist moments as he began performing even more erratically and was booked for pulling back an opponent. For the last 5 minutes plus the added 5, Rangers did at last go for it. Hill had a header well saved on the line by Foster and there were a succession of scrambles from corners. We also saw WBA make a change late on with James Morrison subbed, possibly broken strings?

The final action was the most controversial. M'Bia went to head a cross back across goal and the ball was blocked by Ridgwell's raised arm. Referee Foy was unsighted on the other side of the box but the lino choked it and, this time with total justification, M'Bia exploded and is probably still in a strait-jacket now.

In the away game at The Hawthorns in October, Rangers gave The Baggies a two goal start then ran the game before losing 3-2. Similarly here, WBA were gifted two easy goals before The R's really got going, which just isn't acceptable because they leave themselves too much to do in every match. Green and Ridgwell controversy aside though, the better footballing team won. Rangers weren't that bad today, but what is really frustrating is that as QPR's opponents you know you just have to be patient and a mistake or two will come your way allowing soft goals. Rangers meanwhile are forced to work incredibly hard to score one every time.

Next up, home to Liverpool, the fixture that started last year's survival saving run of 5 consecutive home wins. Don't even think it......!

Man of the Match: Nobody shone in Hoops today and one man was allowed to run the game for the opposition: Youssouf Mulumbu. I seriously don't understand why this guy isn't talked about more often and linked with the bigger clubs in the league - he is sheer quality, and better still he really puts himself about. Albion fans will be hoping he continues to ply his trade unnoticed.

Off the bottom

Match Review: QPR 2-1 Fulham

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! That is all.

Such is the relief that there isn't a zero next to our name in the Premier League table any more that I can't conjure up a witty title or subheading for this blog post. The mighty Superhoops have won a league game for the first time since May 6th. But this wasn't just any old victory: they beat West London rivals Fulham, who they hadn't even scored against since last beating them in the league in 1983. And best of all, they thoroughly deserved it!

Harry Redknapp appears to have finally realised that Bosingwa and Granero are not good enough and don't have enough stomach for the relegation battle ahead and has brought back forgotten men Nedum Onuoha and Alejandro Faurlin from the cold. He also decided to be positive enough to play Mackie and Djibril Cisse up top with Taarabt in his favourite attacking central midfield playmaker role in front of Derry and Faurlin, the classic Championship-winning combination. 

The proactiveness and positive mindset of Redknapp clearly had a galvanising effect on the side, and QPR started the game with a real purpose, freshness and tempo about their play. There was an energy in the passing and closing down that we haven't seen all season and this immediately got the home fans engaged and supportive. Fulham, on the other hand, didn't appear to be expecting any sort of tempo from the home side at all and appeared to have turned up expecting to play a side emotionally drained and bereft of confidence. Jamie Mackie nearly made them pay for their sluggishness when John Arne Riise's casual backpass to Schwarzer was intercepted by some quick thinking by the Scotland striker, but he put the ball agonisingly wide when it seemed easier to score. What was hugely frustrating about this chance was that if the mistake was made by us, you could put your mortgage on every other team in the Premier League clinically punishing us for it. 

QPR were the better side throughout the first half but suffered the same old familiar problem of not finding enough ways to test Schwarzer, who was even brought out early during half time to warm up (I think Jol was taking the piss!). At least in this match we weren't treated to the sideways football of Hughes! Adel Taarabt was looking determined and in the groove, Faurlin was spraying passes around like he always has done when in QPR colours, the play was not so skewed to the right hand side as it has been in recent weeks and Traore was bombing forward which was encouraging to see - the over-reliance on Bosingwa and SWP down the right this year has been completely unnecessary and reaped no rewards. Mbia was finding plenty of room to operate in the middle, Nedum Onuoha looked solid and able to support in attacks where required and, for a change, even the 'mature' central defensive partnership of Hill and Nelsen were not having any problems. Fulham's best chance came from Armand Traore inexplicably letting a pass from Taarabt through his legs to roll all the way back to Green when there were Fulham players in the vicinity. Luckily the goalkeeper was alert but it is this kind of lapse that has changed some of the games we have been involved in this season in the blink of an eye. Apart from this, Green only had one awkward cross to deal with, which he caught rather than flapped at as Cesar would have done in the same situation. Dimitar Berbatov did show glimpses of the class player he is but wasn't given much room to manouevre. A neat flick had the tourists in the away end "whoo"-ing with ecstasy but it didn't lead to anything, and overall his impact on the game was minimal. 

The second half began much as the first had ended, with QPR once again in the ascendancy. Adel Taarabt was being given plenty of room to stretch his legs in his attacking central midfield role even with Steve Sidwell chipping away at his ankles (and those of other QPR players). On one of these occasions, he made a straight run forward at the Fulham defence who parted like the red sea. Taarabt found himself with just Brede Hangeland and Mark Schwarzer in front of him and, in true Taarabt style, shot from way out with what appeared at first to be a fairly poor effort, but had sufficient pace behind it to ricochet off the backtracking Hangeland and completely fool Schwarzer. This was exactly the sort of luck we need and resembled the lucky break we got at Wigan the previous weekend, only this time, we were the side in control and had not looked anywhere near as frail as we did at the back that day. The moment was soured a little by referee Martin Atkinson, who has a long history of poor refereeing decisions when it comes to QPR and football in general (Clint Hill v Bolton away anyone). This time he was determined to make the headlines by booking Taarabt for over celebrating. What really grated me about this was that Taarabt didn't even remove his shirt and if you're a struggling team at the bottom there is bound to be an outpouring of emotion in moments like this. There was absolutely no need for it; yet more rubbish from one of the league's worst officials.

Moments after going into the lead it really really really should have been 2-0. Chris Baird was put under pressure by Ryan Nelsen (caught in the opposition penalty area for the 2nd match in a row!) and the ball fell to the feet of Djibril Cisse, who, instead of providing the simple finish, decided he would try to beat Schwarzer with a curling effort off the ground but it went inches wide. Cisse has got it in him to be an excellent and lethal finisher but for some reason this campaign he has tried to score with the spectacular more often than the simple finishes. Luckily for him though it soon did become 2-0. Taarabt marauded his way through that central midfield area once again and this time, with no defender in front of him and time to think about how he would finish the chance, he produced an astonishing curling effort with the outside of his boot which took the daisies on the ground with it beyond Mark Schwarzer and precisely into the bottom corner. A beautiful finish! 

The 2-0 lead relaxed QPR a bit and whilst the home fans rejoiced, the players took their foot of the gas and stuck to possession football. As he always is against QPR, Steve Sidwell was an annoyance throughout the match. I'm not often ginger-ist and I have many orange headed friends, but he plays football exactly how I'd imagine an annoying strawberry blonde to play - kicking seven shades out of people and getting away with it! In the 76th minute, Martin Atkinson, with extreme pressure from the crowd, finally booked him for what I'd guess was his seventh foul of the match. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not too keen on him...

The last ten minutes was just a little bit too relaxed and QPR became happy to let Fulham have the ball. With three minutes to go, it was the heart-in-mouth time that we have grown so accustomed to over the years as Rangers fans. Mladen Petric, fresh off the tourists' bench, got a run at the QPR defence and a sight at goal and... well, wouldn't you just know it. The shot took a wicked deflection to carry it past Rob Green who was at full stretch. It was a real shame that this had to become such a nervous end to a game we had controlled and Green had been so quiet, but it wouldn't be QPR if it wasn't this way.  The goal seemed to breathe life into both sides, with Fulham suddenly sensing an unlikely shot at an equaliser, but the R's were disturbed from their slumber. In fact, the game's final chance fell to the Hoops, where Armand Traore produced the kind of wonder cross we all know he has in his locker but hardly ever see, Djibril Cisse got excellent contact but it was well anticipated and very well stopped by the Aussie custodian. Fulham regained possession after QPR gave away free kicks in stoppage time but were unable to cause any further damage to the scoreline and the R's held on for a much needed victory that maybe, just maybe, makes things a little bit more interesting down the bottom.

In summary then, this was the best R's performance since at least Tottenham away. A clean sheet would have been nice but this will do. QPR were by and large dominant, determined, fluid and excellent and not the side Fulham were expecting to play.

So, for now at least: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Man of the match: When he's interested, engaged, in the groove and that first trick of the game comes off for him, he can be unplayable. Adel Taarabt was terrific in this match and Fulham just could not live with him. 

When are Wigan-na win again?

Match Review: Wigan Athletic 2-2 QPR

Three points out of three games including two aways for Harry is not a bad start, and statistically he is undefeated. But the calibre of opposition, such as today's, is a truer reflection of the job in hand. These three games were all against teams around us, and all games where the opposition were there for the taking.

And now for something completely different: I'll start this post by painting you a nice picture of Wigan in 2012. Apart from the modern and imposing 'landmark' that is the DW Stadium, the place is one that time has forgotten. There are entire shopping malls vacated of shops and devoid of people. Primark, Card Factory and the Pound Shop are the only hives of activity on the High Street and the shutters are pulled firmly down on many. The walk to the stadium takes you through a derelict industrial estate which is now host to a hotch-potch of "I'll mind your car for a fiver mate" match day parking arrangements. Then you pass over a ditch, a path made of dog crap and after you cross the heavily polluted dumping ground that is the canal, the stadium finally comes into view. A thoroughly depressing place, especially when the weather each time I have been has been grey, murky, drizzly and just generally miserable. This is a shit hole, I want to go home...

The DW Stadium, set amongst the delightful surroundings of Wigan's abandoned industrial wastelands and canals. Spot the shopping trolleys in the canal!

Literacy levels are among the highest in Wigan

Fortunately for the residents, the town has a nice, modern stadium home to a Premier League team right on its doorstep. Benefactor Dave Whelan is a Wigan man born and bred and dearly wanted to give something back to the local community. And they are very lucky he is there indeed to subsidise all this. You can get a half season ticket here for under £180 which will even guarantee your ticket to Manchester United at home, their only guaranteed sell-out fixture at this 25,000 seater ground. 

The visit of bottom of the league QPR can't particularly have whetted the appetite of many, but over 17,000 were here to witness the match on a cold dull winter's day. Not bad for a side in the lower realms of the football league not all that long ago.

Anyway, I've bored you enough of Wigan as a town, let's talk football. Rangers began the game brightly even if a little unconfident and the depleted Wigan side, without first choices such as Alcaraz, Ramis, Maloney, Caldwell and Figueroa (four of those five usually contenders for a place in defence), looked shaky, confused and every bit as depleted as that list suggests. They were there for the taking on their home patch. What isn't, however, factored in to that, is that QPR's first choice defence look equally shaky and confused in spite of having played together for most of the season! 

After testing Al-Habsi a couple of times early on, the first warning delivered by the hosts was a David Jones free-kick special (you'll remember the one that came off once when he was playing for Wolves where he flicked it up in the air and volleyed it towards goal - well, he still thinks people don't know about that one!). This all came about from Jose Bosingwa (my favourite, as you know) conceding a needless free kick in a dangerous position when up until this point his side had been in control of possession, dictating the game and growing in confidence. Green saved the free kick and it was partially cleared, and then, to everyone's amazement in red, a corner was given. The Rangers defence were agitated by this award by Mr Dowd and so fuming that they forgot to concentrate when the corner came in. Yes, you know what's coming next: the corner was only partially cleared and nobody was quick enough to spot James McCarthy waiting on the edge of the penalty area for any loose ball that might come his way. He had time to take aim through a crowd of players who seemed to just step aside as his daisy cutter rifled straight through them all into the bottom corner for 1-0. Utterly ridiculous, and the nerves of the home side and crowd completely disappeared. Another soft, soft goal to concede and yet again as a result of poor marking from a set piece.

One of my biggest gripes with QPR in recent games is their failure to exploit the left hand side, the side from which so many goals resulted towards the end of last season. We seem to live under the false belief that Jose Bosingwa and Shaun Wright-Phillips offer our best attacking threat, but in fact Armand Traore is one of the best crossers of the ball we have had at the club in a long time. He might not be able to defend, but he provides an excellent overlap for a winger - shame we don't have one on that side! How ironic then that moments after moaning to my father next to me about not using the left hand side enough, the ball should break to the left, Traore gallops forward and forces a QPR corner for the first time in the game. Taarabt took said corner and yet again he failed to beat the first man. Fortunately for him this time though, there was some movement in the box, and as the ball drifted over and all QPR fans fully expected to see Adrian Lopez clear this one with ease, Ryan Nelsen popped up and escaped the attention of Lopez to firmly win the ball with a face full of determination. The ball was powered past Al-Habsi and it was 1-1. Why don't we do any of that more often? Maybe we won't come up against someone quite as inept as Lopez every week, but plenty of the other sides I've seen us play have defenders who can be ran ragged like this at set pieces. Just a little bit of movement and determination to win the goal, and look. Bang. Goal. 

But instead of grabbing the game by its throat as they should have at this point, QPR didn't put their foot on the gas. Instead their passing was lethargic and they looked tired, unfit and as though they really didn't want to be out in the cold. Not many of the Wigan players did either and, bar causing one moment of panic in the Rangers defensive area, this made for a dull affair. The game only really livened up whenever Di Santo was around (he ran around like a headless chicken in search of the ball, fouled a lot and fell over a lot to con free kicks out of the regularly woeful Phil Dowd) or when the ball was played out to Beausejour on the wing, who the Latics fans enjoyed seeing ease past double Champions League winning League Two standard defender Jose Bosingwa. Dowd continued to annoy for much of the half, blowing for soft free kicks and not awarding cards for some cynical fouls committed by each side until Taarabt eventually went in the book for chopping down a Wigan man on the wing. I've never seen Dowd referee a game without being whistle happy or making a contentious decision. The referee was rightly booed off by the travelling fans at half time.

Grey, murky, wet and miserable

In the second half Wigan came out galvanised and had a phase of play early on where they created chance after chance against the weak R's back line. Green stood up well to each test he was presented with, saving well from James McCarthy with his legs when the Latics man was one on one with him after Shaun Derry inadventently played a perfect through ball to him. They went on to force a series of further stops from Green and hit the bar with one Jordi Gomez attempt. The defending was absolutely shambolic, and Jose Bosingwa, the main guilty party in letting all this happen, had the cheek to shrug his shoulders and wave his warms around as if it was everybody else's fault. I thought we signed a Portuguese international right back who is a double European champion and winner of the Premier League! Please can we have Nedum Onuoha back Harry or play Fabio on the right hand side? Did I really just say that?

So having finally won the ball back after a mistake at the back by Wigan and just a tad of ambition was shown by Shaun Wright Phillips to close down a Wigan defender, suddenly it was 2 v 2. Wright Phillips, not being able to cross of course, elected to side foot the ball into substitute Djibril Cisse's path and he steered it first time into the bottom corner beyond Al-Habsi who was off his line. The first away win in over a year was on!! I dared to dream that having wethered the Wigan early second half storm we would have confidence flooding through the team and go on to score another against the fragile stand-in Wigan defence. This was the season turning point. But with QPR, dreams are often shattered moments after you've dared to start believing, and sure enough three minutes later it was "Desmond". The ball came down Wigan's left and Bosingwa was turned once again by Beausejour, and once again the QPR players all stood off James McCarthy and by the time he had the ball and five defenders in front of him obscuring Green's vision, it was too late, and two two. This absolutely destroyed the players that care about the predicament we are in.  Green went ballistic and Clint Hill and Shaun Derry were smacking the ground in despair. Nobody could believe this had happened. 

Following the equaliser, Wigan's reserves sensed a winner and began to pile the pressure on the one man defence of QPR (Rob Green). He made some outstanding saves to keep the scores level, whilst his QPR team mates didn't go on to create a single further chance in spite of this being yet another 'must win' game. Harry threw on the out of form and short of interest Esteban Granero who proceeded to play sideways football, not beat the first man with a corner and swivel around when in possession as he always does. I think that this key substitution, three minutes after conceding the equaliser, was the one Harry got wrong. I'd have brought on Ale Faurlin, who must be reeling at the fact he is on the bench after having done very little wrong this season and played such a vital role for QPR in the last couple of seasons prior to his ACL injury. Even Cisse was poor after the equaliser: he looked disinterested and every time he tried to get involved with the game, he fell on his arse. As predicted in the Villa match report, Mackie was marked out of this game and therefore anonymous. This is not at all what we need up front, especially when we're so vulnerable at the back. Sparky has left us so so short of options and we are so desperate that even Rob Hulse and DJ Campbell wouldn't be a bad shout. What a Hughes mess!!

Man of the Match: Given the wretched start he had to his QPR career and the poor treatment by Hughes, I think Rob Green showed today why despite making many high profile mistakes in his career, he has been in the reckoning for the England jersey. This was an excellent display, but he was overworked and his defence didn't do him any favours.

Houdini needs time, but does he have any?

Match Review: QPR 1-1 Aston Villa

And so another 'must win, will win' fixture passes. Gameweek 15 of the Premier League and QPR are still without that elusive first victory. This was another they probably ought to have gone on to win, but the chronic imbalance of the side built by Hughes still shows, badly!

Harry started his tenure positively with a clean sheet and away point at a ground where QPR have had little luck over the past few years. However, Sunderland were also extremely out of sorts and you sensed that that was the Rs' best chance yet of winning at the Stadium of Light for the first time. So, with a motivated team playing for their places under the new boss and with the promise of some fight and passion, R's fans headed to Loftus Road for the game against the Villans in far better spirit than they would have had Sparky still been in charge. This wasn't going to be an easy game though; Villa might not be setting the world alight right now but they will have taken plenty of heart from recent displays against Manchester United and Arsenal and they will have benefited from the morale boost that comes with a late winner (as they had had midweek against Reading). Add to this Paul 'look how far I've come' Lambert's good record as a manager against the Superhoops and the fact that the R's team still comprised the same faces and same ability, fans had every right to be very cautious with their optimism.

QPR were forced into one change and made one other to the side that earned the point up at Sunderland. Rob Green, who was frozen out and in many eyes treated badly by Hughes, especially given that Cesar hadn't covered himself in glory in recent games, was back. The 'England keeper' (his agent asked me to call him that) returned between the sticks at Loftus Road to loud cheers and applause and he clearly appreciated the support he was getting. Not quite so warm was the reception given to Shaun Wright-Phillips, himself making a first start in over a month. Whilst both players have failed to live up to their billing so far when pulling on the Hoops, it would be harsh to slate Greeno for one bad (albeit woefully bad) performance and you can understand the sympathy offered by R's fans. The same can't be said of little SWP, who has, aside from his debut performance at home to Newcastle last season, been nothing like the player we were promised. Still, Harry's the boss, he makes the decisions, so we'd best get behind the team...

Greeno is back

I'm sure that every opposition manager tells his side to get in the faces of QPR during the opening exchanges and come out of the traps all guns blazing. QPR just don't find any time to settle and even after a bright start here they showed signs of being vulnerable at the back. The game was only eight minutes old and the R's were one down again, and unfortunately for Greeno we were reminded why he lost his place in the lineup. The blame can't all be put at the gloves of Green though - the R's defence were the usual shambles we've come to expect. Villa were pinging the ball around on the edge of the QPR area which through a combination of a few passes and, admittedly, some ricochets that only go against you when you're at the bottom of the league, the ball landed at an unmarked Brett Holman around 25 yards from goal. Mbia stood off his man and Holman let fly with a shot which the 'England keeper' should probably have done better with. This reminded me of the first goal Swansea scored against him in his opening day nightmare, where he was only able to palm the ball into the net rather than tip it round the post. So here we were again, 1-0 down early on due to poor defending and the clean sheet from Wednesday night was all forgotten.

This shushed what had been a buoyant home crowd who quickly realised that Harry Redknapp can't in fact perform miracles overnight. But ten minutes later we dared to believe he could again: that well-known excellent crosser Samba Diakite swiped the ball with his right boot to deliver a perfect centre onto Jamie Mackie's nut. Mackie, under intense pressure, in turn produced an excellent twisting header which went straight in the top corner. This will have had Harry purring, for he dropped the disinterested Djibril Cisse in favour of playing a determined Jamie Mackie as a lone striker and he was rewarded for his decision with a goal from the fan's favourite.

The Brummies were almost in front again moments after the equaliser: they broke at speed down the right hand side and a cross was headed in by the livewire Christian Benteke, only to be accompanied by a correct offside decision from the linesman. It's fair to say that Benteke has been Villa's biggest threat this season given the continued absence of top marksman Darren Bent for reasons only known by Paul Lambert. His hold up play and technique for a big striker of just 22 is second to none and he is clearly to Aston Villa what Ricky Lambert is to Southampton - a focal point.

For the remainder of the half Villa continued to test the centre back pairing of Ryan Nelsen and Clint Hill, who incidentally have a combined age of 69 and both have the pace of someone that age. Who would have thought that this would be the best partnership we have at the back in a Premier League side in 2012? "That's why we're going down". Well it isn't the only reason... Another is that we don't create many chances and when we finally do we often have nobody in the right place or with the ability to finish them. Shaun Wright-Phillips actually managed to get himself in a striker's position in this game as he was clearly told to run through the middle and latch on to through balls. But unfortunately for the wee man, he couldn't finish a happy meal! In the space of perhaps five first half minutes, he had two golden chances which at this level you just have to be taking! The first came from a ball lofted forward by Esteban Granero, who created a similar chance finished by Adel Taarabt at The Hawthorns a few weeks back. But where Taarabt succeeded with excellent technique, skill and a finish to match, SWP failed miserably, instead firing straight at an on-rushing Brad Guzan when one on one. The second chance was created by Stephane Mbia, himself showing some nice touches playing in a central midfield position. Mbia's through ball released SWP who elected to hit the ball first time when he probably could have afforded to take a touch and control the ball first. The effort, in his defence, was a good one and he was unlucky as it hit the post and bounced away to safety. You could say I'm being harsh with all my criticism of the diminutive winger, but when you pay several million pounds for a Premier League footballer and then pay him several tens of thousands of pounds per week in wages, you are entitled to expect better. In fairness to him, this was the liveliest I've seen him in ages, but still nowhere near the standard required to get into any other Premier League lineup. Just what people like he and Bosingwa have done to deserve places in this lineup, or in fact the QPR squad, I will never know. Maybe they're amazing in training? I don't think so somehow.

As QPR were in the ascendancy a nasty looking collision took the wind out of their sails. Stephane Mbia had to be stretchered off after clashing with a Villa player when challenging for the ball. This had the effect of galvanising the away side, who had two decent chances of their own before the extended first half was brought to an end. Agbonlahor had a good effort saved by Green whilst Brett Holman found himself in a similar shooting position to the one he had for the goal, but this time ended up ballooning it high into the away end. At half time, I was left pondering the continued selection of players who seem to be in the QPR lineup because of their names and reputations from playing at former clubs (though I'm too courteous to mention any names, Shaun, Jose). If Esteban Granero continues to put in the amount of effort he has of late then he'll soon be in this category too. I've had enough of watching him turning in circles on the halfway line to keep the ball, his sideways passing and his static-ness off the ball.

Granero in fact paid the price for his poor first half showing here, as the ruthless Redknapp hooked him in favour of Ji-Sung Park, who was returning from injury to the delight of the Koreans in the home crowd who come each week religiously to see him not appear on the teamsheet. The R's dominated the second half and to their credit looked tighter at the back; I don't actually recall Rob Green having to make a save. But once again, for all their neat build up play, there was no end product, and hardly any chances created. QPR developed an annoying habit under Hughes of playing sideways football on the edge of the box, and this continued here as they struggled to find anyone other than Mackie to run around in the Villa penalty area. Mackie was clearly identified at half time as the only real threat by Lambert and Villa cut off the supply to him and marked him out of this second half. I can't help but think that any other managers watching on will now know to do the same. Ji-Sung Park had one good chance but took far too much time over it. Wright-Phillips summed his QPR career up by inexplicably falling over when under no pressure and when about to set himself for a shot at goal. Clint Hill came closest with a header onto the crossbar but this was a difficult chance and the guy has never scored a Premier League goal (well he has scored one, but it "didn't cross the line").

And that was about it for QPR chances. The R's brought on Junior Hoilett in an attempt to find a winner but he did absolutely nothing after coming on and I'd much rather have seen Djibril Cisse give Villa someone other than Mackie to mark. This Villa side looked beatable and offered very little - this is precisely the sort of team we should be getting three points against. Villa offered virtually nothing up front in the second half. QPR's strategy to deal with Benteke clearly worked and Gabriel Agbonlahor - once the rising star of England and the face of Nike - looked lethargic and as though he was carrying a lot of timber. Karim El Ahmadi was brought on late on by Villa and he had a pop at goal from outside the area which wasn't far away but didn't have Green worried.

So all in all this was an OK start from Redknapp who at least seems to have stopped the rot, but will come up against much sterner tests than this in his managerial reign. QPR dominated the second half in particular but never really looked like they'd score the winning goal, a story of much of the early season. If only Hughes had invested in strikers that could stay fit and not sell those who scored goals for us last season! Harry has  much to fix here, and I fear that even for him this is too much...

Standard handshakes

Man of the match: He may have faded in the second half, but Jamie Mackie is the only player that stood out for me here. His passion, perseverance  determination, modest reputation and modest wage packet are the reasons he is adored by QPR fans, but it is the first three of those qualities that get him so many goals and assists in a league so many feel he isn't good enough for. Redknapp commented after the game that we wouldn't be in this mess 'if we had eleven Jamie Mackie's'. I concur, Harry.  

Weekend Preview: 'Arry's at 'ome at Loftus Road

Since we last wrote one of these, there's been a lot of water go under the bridge in various towns and cities in the UK but plenty in the footballing world too, arguably the most to have flowed through Loftus Road.

'Arry is back in football, the rumours were true. You can't help but think Gary Lineker might have known something was going on when he asked Redknapp on Match of the Day a couple of weeks ago whether he fancied the QPR job. Sparky finally lost his job just prior to the away fixture at Old Trafford (he should really have gone immediately after the dismal display against Southampton, but we can only assume the delay was in agreeing a provisional deal for the 65-year old former West Ham, Portsmouth, Southampton and Spurs manager). Yet again Hughes' words came back to haunt him it seems - he claimed his future would not rest on the result against Southampton, just like he claimed QPR would never be in a position so close to the Premier League trap door again during his tenure at the club. He was so so wrong on both counts.

My personal take on the appointment of Harry is that he is the only man that was available that was right for the job. Much has been made of his ability to galvanise struggling teams and galvanising is precisely what Rangers need right now. Hughes might not have 'lost the dressing room' but he hardly strikes me as a motivator and a motivating, no-nonsense approach is what some of those lazy over paid lard-arses need right now. He showed straight away against Sunderland that he is quite happy to drop some of the Hughes favourites like Ferdinand and Granero and play players in different positions (e.g. Mbia in central midfield). Whilst some will say that Hughes wasn't given enough time to find his best eleven, my counter-argument is that he didn't experiment enough: he had his favourites and seemed so intent on playing only one up front and his many midfielders in positions they were not familiar with. A clean sheet is a good start, but there is undoubtedly a lot of work to do. Several of my colleagues and friends have told me that they *think* Harry is a good appointment but will reserve judgment for now because QPR's defence and attack are so woeful currently. Others have said that Harry will want to spend big in January, Fernandes will back him but we are on the road to bankruptcy. I'm not sure about that: I think people take Fernandes for a mug - he's not got to where he is as a businessman now only to go and blow it all on a football team. And then there are those that  are telling me 'for every Portsmouth and Spurs relegation escape there's the job he did at Southampton'. We'll have to see, but I'm cautiously optimistic. I have to admit that with the next three fixtures against Aston Villa (H), Wigan (A) and Fulham (H) and then Newcastle away (who haven't been at their best of late), December is crucial. Harry will have to get the most out of the team he has inherited, which have thus far massively under-performed. So you'll have to come back and ask me whether it's a good appointment on New Year's Eve.

West Brom v Stoke

Some people say that bogey teams don't exist in football any more. Just ask West Brom fans about bogey sides and they will all tell you that theirs is their Staffordshire rival the Potters. Stoke have won all of their Premier League away encounters at The Hawthorns and have not lost there in nine years. West Brom won at the Britannia last season to record their first win against Stoke in any competition for 11 games. And the omens aren't looking good for the Baggies for this one - they were outplayed by a classy Swansea side the other day whilst Stoke finished their match against Newcastle strongly and scored two excellent goals (well by their standards anyway!). Having said that, West Brom have looked a different proposition at home this year to what they were last year and I think they have enough in their side to bounce back with three points here.

Prediction: West Brom 2-1 Stoke

West Ham v Chelsea

The rozzers will be on high alert in East London this weekend for the traditionally hoolie-heavy fixture of West Ham v Chelsea. Rafa goes into this one looking for a first win as Chelsea boss and can expect an uncomfortable 90 minutes of taunts from the home fans as well as boos from his own but although I can see them going 1 down, I think he will answer some critics (in the media at least) by bringing Torres off the bench and him grabbing a goal. Chelsea have an excellent record against the Hammers and expect this to continue with a point here and a strong finish.

Prediction: West Ham 1-1 Chelsea

Man City v Everton

Another intriguing game in the top flight this weekend is at the Emptihad, where Man City welcome Everton, who have lacked their early season consistency of late. I still fancy them to give Citeh a good game here and can see them registering in the scoring, but ultimately I'm predicting a late winner for the Mancunians. Aguerrrrrrrrrrrrrrro!(?)

Prediction: Man City 2-1 Everton

MK Dons v Wimbledon

This weekend is FA Cup 2nd round weekend, which has thrown up the very interesting tie of MK Dons v Wimbledon. I just fear it has been a bit of a media circus for the away side, who I can't help but think will be overawed by the occasion and suffer a heavy defeat to the experienced seasoned pros of Franchise FC. Judging by their morals, I don't expect many of their die hard fans will be there to see it though, probably just as well!

Prediction: MK Dons 4-0 Wimbledon

Other cup ties this weekend include such all non-league classics as Luton (yes, non-league Luton!) v Dorchester, Harrogate Town v Hastings United and Barrow v Macclesfield whilst poor Bournemouth fans are lumbered with a second trek to Carlisle in one season (once is bad enough for them). Sheffield United v Port Vale should be a decent game with both sides doing well in their respective leagues.

There's a full programme in the Championship this weekend which commenced with Birmingham's 3-2 win over Middlesbrough at St Andrews last night on St Andrews Day. The two stand out games have to be the lunch time kick off between Huddersfield v Leeds and SE25 clash between Crystal Palace and Brighton.

The fire at the John Smith's Stadium has already been stoked by comments from the Leeds hierarchy criticising Simon Grayson's reign at the club, not that any local derby involving Leeds and Neil Warnock needs a fire stoking beforehand. This one's got to be a decent bet for a red card this weekend!

Meanwhile, those lucky enough to be at Selhurst Park this afternoon should see a very different footballing spectacle between two in-form sides. It's an odd rivalry that the two sides share (as Ian Holloway has also highlighted this week) but I liken it a little to that between QPR and Luton; just about close enough geographically and some classic and controversial battles down the years have left scarred relationships between the two sets of fans.

There is a further derby day this weekend and it involves Derby too, who head to the King Power Stadium for the forgotten East Midlands derby against Leicester. The Foxes showed they have ability among their ranks with their win over out of sorts Sheffield Wednesday which J and I both attended last weekend, but they were beaten by a second minute Luciano Becchio penalty at Elland Road midweek. They are very strong at home though (won seven, drawn one, lost one) and should return to winning ways this weekend  against a consistently inconsistent Derby side that have won two, lost two and drawn one of their last five games.

Preview of our teams

Manchester United are in Royal Berkshire this weekend as they take on Reading who looked to have turned the corner with their win over Everton but threw away the initiative at Wigan and let in a late goal at Villa Park on Tuesday night. I can't see United having any problem in replicating the Tottenham performance at the Madejski and believe that Reading will be vulnerable to the pace down the wings and technical ability of United's forwards. Sean Morrison and Kaspars Gorkss have done OK against the larger, less skillful attackers in the league this year but been found out by anyone with a bit of technique and pace.

As briefly mentioned above, QPR, the only winless and most hopeless side in the top four divisions, seek to finally record a first league win of the campaign at home to Aston Villa this weekend, who haven't had the best of seasons so far but have produced more encouraging signs of late and ground out a couple of results as they continue treading water. I think as long as QPR deal with Agbonlahor through use of anyone other than Bosingwa, and put players who know about marking from set pieces on and around Christian Benteke, then we really ought to be looking to this fixture to kick our season into gear. Easier said than done with the Hoops though...

Crewe are in 2nd round FA Cup action this weekend as they play host to Burton Albion of League Two. The Alex will be hoping to continue their good form of late which has had much to do with the form of loanee Lauri Dalla Valle. A money spinning tie could then arise from the third round draw on Sunday.

1.FC Union Berlin recorded a fine 2-1 win away at MSV Duisburg and will be hoping that a good run of form on the road eventually translates into some more consistent home form starting with the match at home to Bochum tomorrow. This is followed with next Friday's headline clash at home to unbeaten Kaiserslautern, so three points to carry into that would do most nicely!

So plenty of football to feast on this weekend. Enjoy! C&J

Match Review: Wednesday in trouble on a Saturday

C & J took another ESDB Football outing to Hillsborough to see Sheffield Wednesday take on Leicester as the Foxes bested the Owls in a wet affair...

Coming into the game it was obvious that these two sides were mismatched on paper in terms of personnel. Wednesday have no discernible stand out stars in their current side to our mind - Michail Antonio and Jose Semedo are good players but neither look to be the next break out stars from the Championship whereas Leicester are chock-full of established Championship players who have seen everything - players like Wes Morgan, Zak Whitbread, Kasper Schmeichel, and Andy King all know how to get promotion (albeit not all from the Championship granted). This was reflected in league positions with Wednesday sitting 4th bottom whilst the visitors were riding high in 5th place.

Hillsborough was rocking before the game and the atmosphere was excellent in this old ground. The England band are Sheffield Wednesday fans on a normal week and they were sitting at the top of the Kop regaling the ground with many classics we have come to hate over the years! The ground makes a nice change from the identikit new ones that have such a lack of atmosphere and there is a lot to be said for the character of the ground. There was a crowd of 24000 and it boggles the mind to think what an electric atmosphere there would be when Hillsborough is full and rocking. It would be nice to see the ground back in the top flight sooner rather than later.

The first half was fairly slow and tepid as it was clear Wednesday were lacking confidence. Mamady Sidibe had signed from Stoke on the loan deadline day and he clearly has yet to gel with his teammates, understandably. It was a bit baffling though to see Dave Jones opt to play both Sidibe and England's own Jay Bothroyd up front together. They were both too similar in styles - both big target men. As a result Wednesday were one dimensional and had no pace. They failed to get in behind Leicester's defence really and had no penetration. Every time Wednesday got the ball in the Leicester half there didn't appear to be any danger.

Leicester had plenty of possession and looked to be best on the counter attack against a fairly slow Wednesday team. Ex Man Utd man Danny Drinkwater excelled at times in the first half as a driving force transitioning the Foxes from defence to attack. It was suprising that Dave Jones hadn't earmarked him as a danger man before the match given his history managing him for Cardiff for 9 games in 2010/11! Drinkwater put Leicester in front just before half time as he did an excellent one-two with Ben Marshall and then proceeded to drill the ball across the face of goal into the bottom corner. It was a deserved lead for the Foxes and it seemed to send the crowd into an all too familiar feeling, as their team's heads began to drop.

The second half continued much like the first as Wednesday failed to trouble the Leicester defence at all, whilst having an equal share of possession but Leicester were a lot more comfortable sitting back and hitting the Owls on the counter.

Jay Bothroyd continued his terrible game in the second half and looked lost. He misplaced numerous passes and appeared to be on a completely different wavelength to his fellow players as he failed to make runs they wanted him to, and then ran from the position they had passed to on countless occasions. He was substituted to boos in the second half and looks like he is ever popular - just as his time at QPR!

Ex-Wednesday man Ben Marshall put the nail in the coffin as he capped an excellent performance with a lovely curling effort from the edge of the box on the 76th minute. He cut in from the right and curled in with his left past the despairing dive of Owls keeper Chris Kirkland.

The dismal performance by the Owls was best epitomised by the fact that their best opportunity occurred when Kasper Schmeichel got caught under a hopeful free kick into the box and flapped and missed the ball, requiring one of his defenders to cover and head the ball off of the line! On this showing Wednesday need something different up front and January could be a key period for them as they look to desperately need some reinforcements!

Man of the match: Leicester's Ben Marshall spent last season on loan at Hillsborough and he sparkled on his return. He was full of energy and got the assist for the first goal and scored the second with an excellent effort. He was clearly popular at Hillsborough and was given a deserved rousing ovation from the whole ground when he was substituted on the 81st minute.

J

Still in the job!

Match Review: QPR 1-3 Southampton

Astonishingly, I'm sat here writing this match review and Mark Hughes is still Queens Park Rangers manager and still getting public backing from the 'ambitious' Hoops board!

I absolutely hate watching Match of the Day at the moment. Particularly the end credits. I've switched it off by that point. You see, when Gary says "before we go there's time to take a quick look at the league table", I'd rather not, so I grab the remote. This week I stopped listening when Lineker introduced the "bottom of the table clash" - I couldn't bare to watch that again. For what happened at Loftus Road on Saturday afternoon was embarrassing at the top level of English football. At this rate, Derby County's record low points total is under serious threat!

The afternoon began badly with news that yet again we were going with one up front, and Zamora's name wasn't even among the subs list - it now transpires he'll be out for three months, no big loss to be honest... Hughes really shot himself in the foot letting Helguson go and taking on just Andy Johnson as intended cover for the lazy duo of Zamora and Cisse - a crazy decision and one that has left us very very thin on the ground indeed up front.

And on the pitch itself the afternoon just got worse and worse. The game which was a must-win and will-win certainly didn't look like the walk in the park it was built up to be. Southampton looked far better, far more coherent and far more determined in the opening exchanges which is absolutely criminal for such a crucial clash for which we had a sell out home crowd. QPR were seeing hardly any of the ball and chasing the game right from the first minute. In the 8th minute, Saints began to show what their attack is capable of - an inviting ball was whipped in by QPR reject Jason Puncheon and missed everyone, including all of the static R's back line and Julio Cesar who reacted late. It hit the post and bounced away with Adam Lallana unmarked and inches away from diverting it goalbound. Another week without any defending coached at training then? Ferdinand and Bosingwa just looked at each other.

Southampton even had time to hit the woodwork again before eventually getting the goal their positive approach and QPR's dire defending merited. Poor marking allowed the Saints to do as they pleased in the QPR penalty area and, after a corner was only partially cleared, the ball was chipped back in, played to the side and then a cross put in with Cesar out of position for Rickie Lambert, unmarked and the most prominent aerial threat in the Reds' lineup, to head home from less than one yard out. Unmarked and one yard from goal? Utterly ridiculous. But such are QPR currently. At this point the support of the fans was well and truly waning - probably because we've seen this comedy defending every week since drawing with Chelsea this campaign and still nothing has been done about it. Southampton had scored 40% of their goals all season from headers this season - surely someone in Hughes' coaching staff will have picked that up and researched Rickie Lambert's game?!

The rest of the half was shocking from the home side. The passing was disjointed and positional play atrocious. Cesar insisted on booting the ball route one but Cisse couldn't be bothered to try to challenge for it or run after it. Ferdinand won hardly any headers and allowed Rickie Lambert to be the focal point of Southampton's play, which is what their gameplan relies upon. Granero looked lost out on the wing and clearly didn't want to be there, meaning it was thrust upon Bosingwa to be the creative source down the right hand side - a man without a single creative bone in his body and crossing ability worse than most goalkeepers. Bosingwa resorted to wayward hoofs, one even sliced so badly that it went out for a throw in, but didn't look in the slightest bit bothered by how awful his play is - he's earning a silly amount of money and has already won plenty of trophies, so why bother eh? Sod off back to Chelsea, will you?

Hughes at least recognised the last woeful tactical decision on that list his at half time and took off Alejandro Faurlin, who has been brought back into the lineup of late because he is a fans favourite and was beginning to show signs of discontent at being left out of a struggling side (as I've said before, central midfield is our strongest area).

But the change was too late as the inevitable 2nd was netted before half time. Rangers and not long ago Southampton reject Puncheon was being allowed the freedom of the ground he used to play so poorly on and after a neat bit of skill to shrug off a half-hearted QPR challenge from Clyne, he picked up the ball, ran a couple of yards to a point where he had a clear sight of goal and nobody tracking him, and slammed the ball home from 25 yards beyond the late dive of Cesar. At half time, the crowd booed the side off, called for Hughes' head and elected to sympathise with Ryan Nelsen, the one shining light in our defence this season, who must be wondering what he's done wrong in life to deserve to play in this team.

Faurlin's replacement at half time was Jamie Mackie, a member of the old guard and still much loved by QPR fans for his positive mental attitude and the fact that he runs at defenders with or without the ball. His presence on the field lifted the crowd and lifted the players who turned up the heat for five minutes and earned a goal back for their efforts - a fine ball in from Taarabt, who had been far too quiet up to this point, caught out the Saints defence and forced Paolo Gazzaniga into no mans land. There, he met Junior Hoilett, who outjumped his tame effort at commanding his area and headed into the empty net. Where did this tempo come from? The goal told us what we all knew - Southampton's attack might be Premier League standard, but they rely very heavily on it to carry them through games because their defence is shambolic. Game on and the impetus with the home side, or so we thought...

No.

Incredibly, QPR couldn't cause any further trouble to what is supposedly the league's leakiest defence and worst side on paper, and it was the away side who looked the more likely after the goal. Rickie Lambert was continuing to play knock-downs and run the show from the top for the Saints because the QPR defence allowed him to. He caused havoc every time a ball was played into his path and forced a series of corners and sustained period of pressure, which eventually told when Morgan Schneiderlin was allowed to run from the right hand side in towards goal in a straight time and produce a killer ball into the area where Cesar was standing. For some reason he just loves the near post position, but unfortunately so do defenders and this time the near post guard role was duplicated by the keeper and defender. A comedy of errors then followed, where the lack of communication between the two lead to Scooby Doo putting through his own net to sum up his abject display. Ferdinand just hasn't looked like the player he did in his early QPR days and looks lazier by the week. I'll be glad when Stephane Mbia returns at Old Trafford next week, but his short fuse doesn't exactly fill me with confidence either!

This was a totally unacceptable, gutless, spineless display to round of a series of failings from the team, who are just as much to blame as their manager, don't get me wrong. But Hughes just had to go after this one, yet he hasn't! The lack of testing the opposition's keeper was what angered me most in this latest installment. The full time whistle was met by a chorus of boos and all players bar Mackie and Nelsen were snubbed by the fans at the end. QPR are now six points from safety and only twelve games have passed. Disgusting, especially given the outlay this Summer on players we didn't even need on the face of it, certainly not in our starting lineup!

But I guess all this negativity needs some perspective doesn't it? It was only ten years ago this weekend just gone that the R's suffered the ultimate humiliation, the lowest point in their history - Vauxhall Motors. I still get flashbacks to that today and with defending like we have done in recent times I wouldn't mind betting they would do us again now! Oh, and seeing as we're talking anniversaries, this weekend just gone also marked a year since our last win away from home in the league. Now that's perspective, as we have a true means of comparison in terms of resources. But not a comparable playing squad: we didn't have many big names or foreign 'next big things' in our lineup that day, we had a team of seasoned football league camapaigners who are renowned triers, many of whom had earned their right in the promotion winning season or through hard graft in long careers to play in the Premier League. And, Joey Barton and SWP aside, most were on modest wages. I can only imagine what we could have done with a Helguson or Smith in our side on Saturday, even an in-form DJ Campbell who has rediscovered his love for football again having been left in the wilderness by the club he supports and wants to play for! Neil, we were wrong, please come back and save us from Sparky and his overpaid bunch of layabouts!!

Man of the match: Ryan Nelsen - he plays on his own, you know. Feel massively sorry for him, as he's clearly a top pro and deserves to play in a team with top pro's, but has to make do with this bunch of big time Charlie's.

Groundhog Day at Loftus Road

Match Review: QPR 1-1 Reading

Queens Park Rangers are still winless after this 'must-win' fixture ended in a draw. Time for Hughes to go now surely? I'm beginning to think so...

The message from Mark Hughes at the end of last season was simple and clear: "For as long as I'm here, the club will not be in this situation (a relegation dogfight) again". Very bold at the time but yet fairly convincing when you consider the outlay and calibre of players coming through the revolving door at QPR over the Summer. But football has a nasty habit of making your words come back to haunt you...

Going into this round of fixtures (the 9th game of the season) the Hoops found themselves rooted to the bottom of the league. We've been told not to panic and to start with I admit I bought into the noises coming out of the club and was prepared to be patient. "We haven't had the rub of the green with decisions", "We're dominating games, we've just been unlucky", "We've had a difficult fixture list and played all of the top teams bar Manchester United in those nine games", "We've made several changes to the playing squad and it will take time for the team to click and us to discover our best formation". But surely after this game, the 'must win and will win' game as labelled by the pundits, the game where Anton Ferdinand and Jamie Mackie told us they 'knew what they had to do'; the spin machine which puts the PR in QPR must be running out of lines...

The worst thing about this plight is that much of it seems to be so avoidable - individual defensive errors, lack of discipline and playing one up front at home - I thought we'd cured all those woes last year when we finished the campaign so strongly (well at home at least) and secured our Premier League status. All of the above has returned in recent weeks and it is very alarming. 

"We'll win this week kids, I promise"

Hughes seems to have signed players with lots of experience (which was definitely needed) but what we didn't need were 'has-beens' which push out the bread and butter players because of their reputation alone. On paper these players looked great signings, but as one pundit commented at the time: "this team would have been challenging for top honours five years ago, not sure about now". Players like Djibril Cisse and Ji-Sung Park started their QPR careers so well but have faded somewhat and look lifeless at times in a league where extreme energy levels are demanded no matter what the opposition. And then there are some players whose QPR careers just haven't started at all (Shaun Wright-Phillips). And then there are the 'hot heads'. Mark Hughes seems to have a knack of picking players with highly volatile temperaments, who can go from being calm and composed in one minute to just plain ridiculous the next - Cisse, Diakite, Mbia and probably even Taarabt can be considered amongst that number. Finally, there are those that are just lazy and don't look interested - Bobby Zamora is arguably the worst offender of those and astonishingly (though perhaps unsurprisingly) in the week following this game, he was quoted in an interview as saying that he 'doesn't enjoy' playing football any more and just 'does it because it's a job'. That's not the sort of player any club needs and it is gut-wrenching to think how much money he is earning.

Anyway, on to this game itself. Reading started brightly and clearly came sensing that they would go home with something if their attitude was right on the day. They've already turned over QPR's first team at Loftus Road in the COC this season with a 3-2 victory and the tactics used by McDermott were almost carbon copied here. They pressured QPR and allowed them little space, whilst also identifying crossing from the wings and getting in behind the back line as their best plan of attack. Unbelievably, Hughes didn't seem to re-brief his side after the disastrous performance, individual and tactical errors against the Royals in that cup match, and Rangers were undone yet again by the man they let go - Kaspars Gorkss. Having already been unmarked for a header early on, he again was given the freedom of the penalty area he once defended for  Rangers and this time even had so much time to show the home crowd something we didn't know he had in his locker - an excellent volley which flew past Cesar, who couldn't possibly have foreseen it. From what I have seen of Gorkss so far this season (not just against QPR), he has been quite impressive defensively in a struggling side and Reading use his aerial prowess to ruffle the feathers of many teams when attacking set pieces. I really regret that we let him go in favour of keeping Fitz Hall and signing Anton Ferdinand last season and just wonder how many of our goals he could have prevented this year if he had played rather than Scooby Doo or Madman Mbia. 

Hughes and his coaching staff also clearly didn't do any homework on Reading's only real danger man from open play - Jobi McAnuff. His tricky wing play has caused plenty of problems this year and he was the shining light in their recent match against Liverpool. I just can't understand how we allowed him so much space to operate in the first half. Part of the reason he had so much space though was the decision to persevere with Jose Bosingwa, who has not looked like a player that has won the Champions League twice at all since pulling on the Hoops jersey for the first time. I'm starting to wonder whether Chelsea have set us up with the guy. But with Nedum Onuoha equally inept, and Luke Young not named in the 25 man squad, what choice do we have?

Rangers did their usual 'response in kind' after the goal had gone in and were unlucky not to level through Esteban Granero's stunning free-kick which Alex McCarthy, a keeper in the form of his life at the moment, somehow tipped it onto the bar. You just sensed at that moment that the crowd knew it wouldn't be QPR's day.

So 0-1 it was at a thoroughly depressed Loftus Road at half time in cold and wet conditions. Hoilett was toilet and the recalled Jamie Mackie, brought into the side after looking lively and dangerous against Arsenal at the Emirates a week before, was completely anonymous (still, better him than SWP). The real concern is that Reading were not and are not even good. If we can't beat a team whose best player is top end Championship standard at best, and with Jimmy Kebe and Pavel Pogrebnyak (two of their other best players) on the bench, then what hope have we got for the rest of the season that lies ahead? We were even making Mikele Leigertwood look good!!! This was soul destroying. 

The second half was better from Rangers and as we've come to expect, they dominated possession, played nice football and created some chances which were wasted, with Taarabt the particularly guilty party. The Moroccan has definitely looked better under Hughes in the Premier League than he did under Warnock but continues to entertain and frustrate in equal measure. He just had to finish a one-on-one with McCarthy which he had in this half. But he didn't.

When the equaliser did arrive, it did so out of nothing. The ball ricocheted its way to Djibril Cisse, whose initial heavy touch looked to have taken the chance away from him, but he then adjusted himself very well to poke the ball beyond Alex McCarthy for 1-1. For a few moments, the crowd were back with the home side and there was belief. How nice it would have been to see Hughes make a positive attacking change to the formation or personnel with the wind in our sails and the crowd in full voice. No chance of that, and after this brief excitement the game returned to being evenly fought in midfield.

Eventually, with ten minutes to go, Bobby Zamora (who should have started but presumably wasn't in the mood) was introduced and he made a difference, up against the lofty Gorkss and Morrison centre half pairing who had had no trouble dealing with QPR aerially all afternoon up until this point. 'Bobby Zee' really should have buried one in the closing stages when a rare counter attack culminated in a rare fantastic delivery from Djibril Cisse, but he failed to connect properly with the ball and despite bundling it goal-bound there was not enough contact on it to take it pass the grateful McCarthy who was disappointingly even able to catch it.

The Biscuitmen attempted to snatch all three points late on with the introduction of Adam Le Fondre, but in the five or so minutes that he was on the pitch he only embarrassed himself with a terrible dive which saw him rightly booked by referee Michael Oliver.

In conclusion, this was Groundhog Day at Loftus Road: same shit, different week, apart from the small milestone of there being no QPR bookings(!) A draw was a fair result because neither side really did enough to win the game, in what was a low quality affair which threatened to entertain towards the end of the second half when both sides went for it. A draw, of course, is no use to either side though.

Since this report, another Groundhog Day (the away version) has occurred at Stoke, whereby yet again one defensive lapse (shocking marking by Rangers saw three men gather around Crouch and leave Adam all alone at the back post), a lack of attacking threat or poor decision making (Taarabt attempting a chip when placement into the bottom corner was all that was required) have proved our downfall. On the road the script tends to be that in spite of having some (albeit limited) chances we have lost by the odd goal. That doesn't bode well, especially as our next two away games are at Manchester United and Sunderland, traditionally unhappy hunting grounds for the R's.

"What the hell am I doing playing here every week?"

Southampton picked up a point against Swansea to send us back to the foot of the table (they lifted us off it with their inferior goal difference on Monday night) and they are the next side to visit Loftus Road. So next week really really is your last chance, Sparky. Win or bust.

Man of the match: I don't really think anyone really covered themselves in glory in Hoops in this game. Samba Diakite still looks a cut above the others though, and showed once more that if he can keep his discipline, he is a fine central midfielder. He continues to keep the much loved Alejandro Faurlin out of the team with his performances of late and will continue to do so whilst Hughes persists with the same formation. The question is: Can we find another way to use Faurlin? He's clearly one of our most talented players who is obviously hating being on the bench but the Granero-Diakite combination is the one positive so far. 4-1-3-2 anyone?

C